-- Download The Definitive Ranking Of Animals Riding On Turtles* as PDF --
♫ Slow ride. Take is easy. ♫ (*I realize most of these are tortoises. Spare me, internet commenters).
Seal
This poor sea turtle can barely dry-hump its way across the beach on a good day, let alone with a blubbery seal dragging it down. This is a piss-poor display of turtle riding.
Lizard
Enjoy the skin-burn you're going to get from lazily dragging your tail across the carpet while your turtle friend does all the work. You've earned it, ya dumb lizard.
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Grill
I'm not sure who I'm more embarrassed of here: the turtle, the grill, or me for including them on this list.
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Cockatiel
Those red circles on the bird's cheeks aren't her feathers, she's blushing because she ashamed of her weak-ass turtle-riding skills.
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