We own the night… or does the night own us?
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Sunday, 30 March 2014
A Definitive Ranking Of Dogs Stuck In Couches
Come on, dogs. Get it together.
Technically stuck *under* the couch, not in the couch — a distinction that drops this pooch to the back of the pack.
Again, this dog suffers on a technicality — stuck between the couch and a human rather than all couch. Still, THAT BELLY.
Weird photo angle. But cute dog.
This is the most adorable look of resignation you'll ever see.
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Men Are Showing Off Their Teeny Tiny Tools, But It’s Not What You Think
Who knew a drill could be this cute?
Just LOOK at this adorable miniature drill!
That doll's house isn't going to build itself.
…And this teeny plane that looks a bit like a dinosaur
“Rawrrr, I'mma shave that wood down good”
BABY AXE!
They use these to cut down the trees they make matchsticks from.
This machine vice has clamped down on our hearts.
Because fairies have to do DIY too.
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Thursday, 20 March 2014
26 Unforgettable Struggles Of Being A Swimmer
It’s not a sport, it’s a lifestyle.
Getting into the pool for the first time and feeling the frigid water put you into shock.
New Line Cinema / Via her0inchic.wordpress.com
Waking up for morning practice at an ungodly hour.
If you're a female swimmer, not being able to shave for months on end.
Universal Pictures / Via hautetalk.com
And for the dude swimmers, having to shave EVERYWHERE for a big meet.
One Direction Vevo / Via onedirectionfanfiction.org
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What Estate Agents Say Vs. What They Really Mean
“Some work needed.”
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“Early viewing recommended” – it's gone already
“An exciting opportunity has arisen” – in shock news, we have a house available
“Up-and-coming area” – might not be horrible in a decade's time
“Increasingly popular area” – horrible, but lots of people are as desperate as you
“Popular area” – you can't afford to live here
“Sought-after location” – only Russian oligarchs can afford to live here
“Borders on X” – don't tell people you live in X if you ever want them to find your house
“Deceptively spacious” – not spacious
“Cosy” – really not spacious
“Perfectly sized” – humans can barely fit in this
“Bijou” – humans cannot fit in this
“Compact” – cats cannot fit in this
“Charming” – doesn't have stairs
“Quaint” – doesn't have windows
“Rustic” – doesn't have a roof
“Authentic” – is made of mud and straw
“Unique” – does not comform with the laws of physics
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“Easy access into the city” – it's not in the city
“An extensive range of shopping facilites nearby” – there's a Tesco Metro, a newsagents, and a laundrette you'll never use
“A substantial double fronted detached house” – it is a detached house
“An exceptional period conversion flat” – it is an old flat
“A well presented two double bedroom maisonette” – it's an expensive flat so we're trying to make this sound classy
“Superb lounge” – it has a lounge
“It has a wonderful flowing entertaining space” – I'm basically just talking crap now
“Fully fitted kitchen” – good news, you won't need to provide your own sink
“WC / bathroom” – there's a toliet, but we call it a WC because it makes it sound slightly more upmarket than just us saying the word toilet
“The development is located minutes away from this incredible city attraction” – you will visit the attraction twice, even though you can see it every time you sit on the WC / toilet
“The flat has an open day” – you will have less than an hour to purchase this house, otherwise it will be gone forever and your dreams will lie in ruins
“Well presented” – they hoovered before you arrived
“Superbly presented” – they stuck some daffodils in a jug too
“A building full of character” – it was designed by MC Escher and decorated by a psychopath
“A building with a lot of history” – look at this dent, look at this dent, look at this dent, is that a bloodstain?
“This apartment has heating and carpets fitted” – we're running out of stuff to say about this flat so I am just listing stuff you normally find in a house
“Key deposit” – give us money
“Reservation fee” – give us money
“Administration paperwork fee” – give us £100 to do some photocopying or you're homeless
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20 Magazine Covers It’s Hard To Believe Ever Existed
Let’s just say they don’t make them like this any more.
When Babylon Zoo adorned the cover of pop bible Smash Hits.
Whatever is going on here.
When the New York Times turned Hilary Clinton into an unsettling fleshy planet.
When weekly heavy metal mag Kerrang! put Phil Collins on its front page.
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23 Problems Only Kids Of Immigrant Parents Will Understand
I got 99 problems but my parents are disappointed because I don’t have 100 .
Communication is hard.
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“Let's go the bitch!” You mean, beach, right?
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Math is the same in every country… but your parents found a way to make it their own:
tumblr.com / Via subtubitles
But “teaching” is NOT a two-way street:
fouseyTUBE / Via spanishjulia.tumblr.com
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Sunday, 16 March 2014
36 March In March Protesters Who Used Humour And Won
These are Abbott-solutely pun-tastic.
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Monica Tan
Justin Field / Via Twitter: @justinrfield
Donsie Downunder / Via Twitter: @Donsie58
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