“Seventeen’s” 1999 Guide To Figuring Out If You’re Emo

Did you use the pickup line, “Blog here often”? If so, I’m very sorry for you.

Try, if you will, to think back to the year 1999. Do you remember how you were grappling with an incredibly important question? The one that would become central to your identity: “AM I EMO?”

Remember also, how Seventeen magazine offered an answer, and you were like “Oh thank goddddddddd.” Weezer played as the clouds parted, and you briefly saw the sun through your side-swept greasy bangs.

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1. Black hair dye

2. Backpack

3. Striped shirt

4. Discman

5. Studded belt and bracelets

6. Dark denim jeans

7. Clunky shoes

8. Fun socks

9. Geeky glasses

10. Vintage t-shirts

11. Too-small sweaters

12. Key chain

13. Deep reads

14. Sneakers

Emos apparently had their own dating codes:

(1) Do you blog here often?

(2) Wanna trade mix tapes?

(3) Your hair is everywhere. Mind if I brush it out of your face?

(4) I really loved your set tonight.

(5) Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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