“I just want to see the sun again.”
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1. So. Many. People.
2. People who don't let everyone out first = the worst people.
3. This woman and her bag will suffocate me and that'll be it.
4. Someone definitely peed on this handrail before.
5. I should bring a book next time.
6. LOL, because yeah, standing in a crowd of people and reading is soooo relaxing!
7. UGH, MUSICIANS.
8. UGH, BREAKDANCERS. (Side note: Please don't kick me in the face.)
9. I want to give this homeless guy money but I literally only have my credit card and a bobby pin on me.
10. Just going to look at the ground and look like a heartless asshole, no big deal.
11. I should buy a bike.
12. I should've just walked 80 blocks.
13. “We are delayed because of the train's dispatcher” will be written on my tombstone.
14. And below that: “Stand clear of the closing doors, please,” repeated over and over again.
15. I accidentally touched this stranger's hand on the rail. I hope they didn't notice.
16. Nope, they noticed. Sorry for the unintentional gentle hand caress, stranger.
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17. There's only one seat and there's a crusty substance on it.
18. WHATEVER, YOLO, I'M SITTING DOWN.
19. The person next to me is questionably smelly and I'm too close.
20. My left buttcheek is slightly touching their right buttcheek. Do they know?
21. I can try to move closer to the guy blasting “Drunk in Love” through his headphones.
22. It'ssoloudit'ssoloudomgomg
23. But actually, how is this guy OK and functioning?
24. Well, at least he's not the PDA-ing couple sitting across.
25. Because nothing says “tender kiss” like greasy seats and no space!
26. Ugh, at least this'll be better in the summer when we're not all in puffy jackets.
27. Ugh, at least this'll be better in the winter when we're not all sweating on each other.
28. Do these Dr. Zizmor plastic surgery ads even work? They must, because he has them in every subway and that requires mad $$$.
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