Friday, 28 March 2014

What Twentysomethings Say Vs. What They Actually Mean

One time I grew into an adult and it sucked.


“I'm a total wino.” — I buy the two-buck chuck at Trader Joe's.

“We're talking.” — We texted for more than an hour yesterday.

“I'm the social media expert at work.” — I have the Twitter password.

“I don't mind my job, but I'm not sure I see myself there long term.” — I fucking hate my job.



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“I'm so old.” — I went to bed at 9 p.m. one time.

“I really need a night in.” — I can't stop watching this show on Netflix.

“I'm so broke.” — I can't afford the clothes I want after going to the bars last weekend.

“I'm taking a break from social media.” — I haven't been on Facebook in a day.



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