“Oh, I didn’t know you were in line.”
The Person All Up In Your Biz
This overeager beaver lurks behind you. And doesn't quite understand that getting as close as humanly possible to the person ahead of you until you're just barely touching (or worse, actually touching) does not, in fact, make the line go faster.
If this person invades your personal space, you can retaliate by allowing a huge line gap to form in front of you. It will mentally destroy them.
The Line Boss
Can you move the line over this way? Can you make the line start snaking? Now make it zigzag. I OWN YOU.
The Line Boss has power over the line and the poor bastards standing in it. When the Line Boss comes out, you suddenly learn that the way you were waiting in line was incorrect. The Line Boss will teach you the right way. The line is the clay and the Line Boss is Patrick Swayze and/or Demi Moore in “Ghost,” forming the line to fit their romantic whims of how a line should be.
The Person Overly Eager To Tell You It's Your Turn
This person is right behind you in line, watching and waiting for you to screw up. All they really want is for you to be looking at your phone for just one second too long and that's when they pounce—”I think you're next in line!” Dude, chill out. This person derives a sick, twisted pleasure from telling you when it's your turn. Even if you're well aware that a cash register has opened up and are making your way there, you're going to get a reminder from behind.
Cutters
The most sinister villains of the line world. “Oh, I didn't realize you were in line.” Yeah, ya did, buddy. Yeah ya did. You are actively trying to crumble our society. Your actions are one step away from everyone just randomly murdering in the streets. I hope you're pleased with yourself, heathen.
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