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Showing posts with label February 13. Show all posts
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Thursday, 13 February 2014
This Epic Photo Is Like “The Last Supper” Of ’90s TV Teen Stars
And it totally smells like Sunflowers perfume and White Rain mousse.
Behold, this amazing photo from the 1994 Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards featuring almost every important TV teen female star of the ‘90s. One day historians will study this photo in order to understand the ‘90s.
(L-R) Mother-fing Clarissa Darling (aka Melissa Joan Hart) dressed in very in a long burgundy velvet skirt, of course; Sister Sister's Tia and Tamera Mowry dressed like Blossom; speaking of Blossom, her BFF Six (aka Jenna von Oÿ) is dressed in her best Contempo Casuals outfit; Jodie Sweetin is 'dressed like 90s perfection in with crushed velvet, with matching choker; and lastly, Kimmy Gibbler (aka Andrea Barber) is rocking another early '90s staple a crochet vest.
Ron Galella / WireImage
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The 17 Funniest Figure Skating Faces At The Sochi Olympics
They may look graceful while moving, but when you freeze them it’s a different story.
Evgeny Plyushchenko of Russia
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Evgeny Plyushchenko of Russia
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Yakov Godorozha of Ukraine
Clive Mason / Staff
Yakov Godorozha of Ukraine
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20 Signs You Grew Up In The Northern Territory
It’s nothing like that bloody Baz Luhrmann movie!
You care more about sunscreen than anything else in the world.
You've been 'branded.'
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July 1st means one thing only: MADNESS
CRACKER NIGHT!
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You know it's IMPOSSIBLE to get an air conditioner repairman to your house without 3 months notice.
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Wednesday, 12 February 2014
NBC Broadcasted Some Dude Air-Humping A Horse Saddle
Was this really the best person to cut to? Via @JillianSed .
During women's downhill, NBC cut to the crowd for a reaction shot and lingered on this guy for what felt like an uncomfortable eternity:
I would have been fine living my life never having to see that.
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The 21 Ways People Say “Yes” When Typing, Defined
What it means when someone texts or IMs you an affirmative answer.
1. yes = I'm just trying to be clear. Also, I might not like you.
2. yup = I got this.
3. yep = I got this and you're my best friend and/or I've seen you naked.
4. yea = This affirmation comes with doubt or a caveat. You're probably annoying me.
5. yeah = I'm hoping you'll keep texting because I'm not sure what to say.
6. yah = I don't know.
7. YAAAAASSSS = I am so into this idea, I am as happy as a teenager high on salvia.
8. yeses = While I am perfunctory and businesslike, I try to be lighthearted in my communication.
9. yesssssss = Whatever you said didn't previously occur to me. You are a genius.
10. yesyesyesyes = Like “yesssssss” but with more urgency.
11. y = I fully realize I am being passive aggressive in my response by potentially making you think I'm saying “why?”
12. k = I'm driving/busy/in a meeting/in a situation I probably shouldn't texting you.
13. ok = I don't really give a shit.
14. okay = Like “ok,” but different.
15. ok. = This conversation is over.
16. ok… = I'm not actually ok with this.
17. ok! = Got it! And I legitimately care, which is impressive in this day and age.
18. okie = I'm cute! Don't hate me!
19. OK = I'm your dad.
20. cool = I'm trying to be cool. I want to see you naked.
21. kewl = I'm trying to say yes without pissing you off.
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Report: Comcast To Acquire Time Warner Cable For $159 A Share
The $42.5 billion deal would make the country’s largest cable provider even bigger. And already people are unhappy.
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School Headmasters Rap To “Ice Ice Baby” In Amazing Snow Day Announcement
11 (Unintentionally) Scary Vintage Dolls That Will Make Your Skin Crawl
These dolls from the ’60s and ’70s are the stuff nightmares are made of.
PeachY & Her Puppets
See those puppets, those hold the souls of the children who owned her before.
Now look at that face, you know the doll is thinking, “Soon, soon you will be one of my puppets!”
Tiny Thumbelina
The doll with the eyes that will pierce through you and down into your soul.
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This Video Of A Penguin Chasing Her Human Friend Is The Absolute Cutest
She just wants a hug!
This adorable penguin is determined to catch up with her zookeeper friend.
“Wait for me!”
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“Got you! Yay!”
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In case you were wondering, the penguin's name is Sakura. She is an African Penguin and she lives at Matsue Vogel Park in the Shimane Prefecture of Japan.
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This Is What Happens When You Google Translate The Lyrics To Frozen’s “Let It Go”
Malinda Kathleen Reese and her friends came up with the brilliant idea to take famous works of literature into Google Translate and put it through many layers of different languages before translating back to English.
Watch and Sing-along
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Rotating winds…
Give Up, Tune In, Slam the door!
Let us very angry…
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Knicks Point Guard Caught Yawning On Court During Overtime Of Game He Was Playing In
The Knicks never cease to amaze.
This is Raymond Felton. The Knicks are paying him $3,793,693 this year.
Mark D. Smith / USA Today Sports
He's the point guard the Knicks signed instead of giving Jeremy Lin a new contract.
Troy Taormina / USA Today Sports
He has, in the past, been criticized by fans for being apathetic and out of shape, a characterization he has always disputed.
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Here is a shot of Raymond Felton tonight during a timeout with 30 seconds left in overtime of an NBA game he was being paid $46,000 to play in.
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26 Signs You Grew Up On A Farm
And you’re damn proud of it.
You learned to drive by the age of 13. Most likely in a truck.
You laugh in the face of Smart Cars.
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You don't know what it means to sleep in on the weekends.
What do you mean you didn't wake up until 12?
Walt Disney Pictures / Via the-disney-neverland.tumblr.com
You're good at ignoring the angry honks when you're driving a tractor down the road.
We're just trying to feed people.
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You know that no gym will ever give you the same workout as lifting hay bales does.
Sore for days.
Instagram / Matteo_Martoni
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Who Are Your State’s Olympic Athletes?
230 different athletes from all over America are repping each state. Who’s from yours?
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10 Pictures Of An Australian Brothel That Perfectly Capture The ’90s
A fortress of lust filled with gold lamé and mauve bedding.
Behold the Daily Planet, a brothel in Melbourne, captured here in 1990. Be not fooled by its unassuming facade! For within this fortress of lust lies an unimaginable paradise…
Patrick Riviere / Getty Images
A paradise dripping in Grecian decadence and Holiday Inn-style furnishings.
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It was the first brothel in the world to be listed on the stock exchange. Wise is the man who puts his money where his [censored].
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One could challenge a fair maiden to a duel of billiards.
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The Definitive Ranking Of Vagina Euphemisms
A rose by any other name would sound totally effing stupid.
19. Meat curtains
Can't even type because I am too busy barfing up everything I have ever eaten. Let's just relegate any term that's remotely food-related (including but not limited to: taco, love taco, fish taco, SAUSAGE WALLET*) to the lowest of low rankings and never speak of it again.
*actual real phrase I saw on the internet.
18. Va-jay-jay
Too singsongy and childish to exist on this earth. This word is the equivalent of your one friend who always gets way too drunk at brunch and tries to touch the waiter's butt when he clears away your plates.
17. Vertical smile
HAHAHAH YOU HAVE CLEARLY NEVER SEEN A SMILE AND ALMOST CERTAINLY WILL NEVER SEE A VAGINA EITHER IF YOU EVER SAY THIS PHRASE ALOUD.
16. Poon
Ick.
15. Tang
Ick, just a tiny fraction less than the above.
14. Poontang
This term is somehow better than the sum of its parts. Still should never be uttered unironically, but has a certain panache.
13. Vag/Vadge/Vájjhe
A+ for efficiency, but you're a grown-up. Say the whole damn word.
12. Lady bits
This term was invented by daytime talk shows and women's magazines to sell tampons and yogurt. (MILLION-DOLLAR IDEA: Greek yogurt that comes with a little serving of fruit to mix in and also a little serving of Midol, because periods, amirite ladies?!? Ugh. I'm tired.)
11. Box
Relatively inoffensive, but like, a box is an actual defined thing that is not at all similar to a vagina. Doesn't come close to expressing all the beautiful complexity of the female form.
10. Beaver
Same goes for this one. A beaver is ALREADY A THING (a thing with buckteeth and a propensity for DIYing structures, unlike any vagina I have ever encountered [maybe yours is different, I don't know you, I don't know your life]). Don't be lazy — find names that don't already have homes.
9. Pussy
The actual word is, phonetically, fairly gross —that slithery double “s,” that coy “y” at the end, the fact that is quite literally contains the word “pus” — but it's widely used enough to merit a place solidly in the middle of this ranking, and can, in very specific circumstances, be sexy (in far more circumstances, it is just plain creepy). It should never, ever, EVER be deployed to imply that somebody is somehow weak or lacking, because stfu patriarchy.
8. Cooch (var. coochie)
Sort of cute; possibly too much so, if you consider the legion of parents who have lovingly “coochie-coochie-coo!”-ed at their babies throughout human history.
7. Snatch
The less-cute counterpart to “cooch.” Uncomfortably visual, like a bear trap quickly snapping shut, but at least that implies a certain amount of toughness. Very few vaginal euphemisms do justice to the fact that vaginas have CRAZY MUSCLES that can accommodate AN ENTIRE PERSON as they enter this gorgeous, unforgiving world.
6. Muff
I had an American Girl Doll when I was younger. Her name was Samantha, and according to her backstory she was from the Victorian era. One Christmas, my parents bought me a set of winter clothes for her, including what the American Girl catalog called a “muff.” It was small and furry and kept Samantha's cold plastic hands just a little bit warmer. I will always think of it fondly.
5. Twat
Really should have nothing to do with an actual human vagina, but would otherwise make a spectacularly satisfying insult. (Especially if you have a British accent.)
4. Cunt
Same as above. British accents make everything sound better.
3. Bearded clam
This is just such a funny image, like a wizened old cartoon character who lives next door to SpongeBob SquarePants. Full marks.
2. Hoo-ha
Has a certain twangy, old-timey charm. It's kind of crass, but in a delightful way, like a coarse yet kindly regular at a saloon in the Wild West. Try saying it aloud, right now, wherever you happen to be. See? Good.
1. Vagina
What it actually literally is (or, if you're referring to the outside, the vulva). It fucking rules. QED.
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Definitive Proof That Blue Cheese Will Always Be Better Than Ranch
Ranch will always be the inferior condiment.
For years humans have debated over the age old question of which dipping sauce is better: Blue Cheese or Ranch?
Twitter.com / Via Twitter: @briittmariie
Ranch advocates stand firm in their beliefs that the runny, disgusting sauce they love is superior to blue cheese.
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However, they are sadly mistaken.
Everyone knows blue cheese is the creme de le crop when it comes to dipping sauces.
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Behold! The Ambrosia of dipping sauces.
Just take a few seconds to admire this beautiful condiment.
Via sogoodblog.com
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Olympics Pairs Figure Skaters Minus Men Are Totally Magical
If you remove the dudes from pairs skating, the ladies look like superheroes. Which they basically are.
Russia's Ksenia Stolbova minus Fedor Klimov.
Chuck Myers / MCT
Canada's Meagan Duhamel minus Eric Radford.
Chuck Myers / MCT
France's Vanessa James minus Morgan Ciprès.
Chuck Myers / MCT
Russia's Tatiana Volosozhar minus Maxim Trankov.
Phil Noble / Reuters
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