Wednesday, 12 February 2014

A Definitive Ranking Of High School Cliques

High school: Where it isn’t always cool to be cool.


Freshmen


Freshmen


FRESH. MEAT.


Pros: Awesome for pranking.

Cons: Literally have no clue what the hell is going on.

Final Grade: F


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Peripheral Popular Kids


Peripheral Popular Kids


Popular Kids need other high schoolers who actually think they should be popular. That's where the Peripheral Popular Kids come in.


Pros: They're sort of like the tissues you use to pad your bra: Someone's got to fill the space.

Cons: Their shit stinks. They just don't know it yet.

Final Grade: D


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Stoners


Stoners


In a perpetual haze and seemingly always craving Taco Bell, the Stoners are like the high school version of zombies.


Pros: They're like, so chill, ya know brah?

Cons: School just harshes their mellow.

Final Grade: C-


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Overachievers


Overachievers


The Overachievers get off on doing lots of stuff. They seem to have missed the memo that people aren't supposed to accomplish anything until they're like 30.


Pros: Best type of person to end up with in a group project.

Cons: Being around them is like handling a chihuahua. Except they get straight As.

Final Grade: C


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