We all have a lot of work to do.
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Monday, 24 March 2014
22 Signs You’re An Absolute Wino
“Excuse me, waiter? I’d like to order some wine to go with my wine please.”
This is your daily affirmation:
To go with your daily glass(es).
To you, the screw-cap bottle is the most genius invention EVER.
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Because let's face it…
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When someone asks you what your wine preferences are, you're like:
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Infertility Explained By 33 Impossibly Adorable Cats
My kingdom for a kitten!
You'd give anything for a little one of your own, but for some reason it's not working out.
If you're married, everyone you invited to your wedding starts asking if you're “trying” or “want a family.”
Eventually, you visit a doctor, she does some tests and it's official.
You obsessively read everything about your diagnosis (or try to figure out what's wrong if you're “unexplained”).
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24 Ways You’re Convinced “Friends” Are Actually Your Friends
They’re real. They’re real. THEY’RE REAL.
When you talk about them, you use their nicknames instead of full names.
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You discuss their problems as if they're really happening.
“The Divorce Force” doesn't sound cool, Ross… you might have a problem.
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You go to your “Friends” when you need comfort.
Bad day at work? Fail an exam? Can't control your feels? Don't worry: “Friends” are there for you.
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You always support them through difficult times.
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Sunday, 16 February 2014
This Homeless Man Says He’s One Of The Best Chess Players In Cambridge
Slide Martins calls himself a “Knight of the Road”.
This is 61-year-old Slide Martins with his dogs Check, 13, and Mate, 3.
Slide, who says he got his name because he was conceived in a playground, regularly offers games to the city's “brightest and best”. He doesn't do drugs but he does drink, and he claims the drunker he gets the better he plays.
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He told Cambridge News that he offers the games as a way of keeping out of trouble with the police.
The chess games he offers mean he can't be arrested for begging. He doesn't charge for the games but accepts donations.
He told the paper: “I do get beat occasionally but I mostly win. They are not very bright in Cambridge – they wouldn’t have to go to college if they were.”
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Sunday, 9 February 2014
22 Different Types Of Hangovers
From “I feel great” to “I’m pretty sure hell is is better than this.” We’ve all been there.
The “Hangover? What hangover, I feel great!” hangover.
The “I'm not hungover, I'm still drunk” hangover.
The “If I lay just like this, I might not puke on myself today” hangover.
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The “fuck coordination” hangover.
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Friday, 7 February 2014
Do You Have A Sploshing Fetish?
Do you like -like food?
You might be asking yourself: What the fuck is sploshing?
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It's a sexual fetish.
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And it's all about getting off when someone else is covered in food.
Sploshing is about having fun — sexy fun — with food. And if you're into sploshing, you're going to get very excited when someone is naked and covered in food. Or pelted with the food. Or sits in the food. Or when that food is poured on them.
Food like whipped cream, pudding, ice cream, ketchup… you know, messy foods.
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And sure, you like food. But do you like-like food…?
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Thursday, 6 February 2014
Google Comes Out For LGBT Rights, The Day Before Opening Ceremonies
“The practice of sport is a human right.”
On Thursday night, Google debuted a new doodle that both celebrates the 2014 Sochi Olympics while also alluding to LGBT rights and, presumably, Russia’s anti-LGBT propaganda law. If you click the image, you're taken to a page of search results for the Olympic charter and the Google logo itself becomes a rainbow flag.
BuzzFeed has reached out to Google for comment.
Update: The same doodle appears on Google Russia.
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Tuesday, 4 February 2014
Why Jesus Shuttlesworth Should Be Your Favorite Basketball Player
Spike Lee and Ray Allen have been discussing the possibility of making a sequel to their 1998 film, He Got Game . I’m here for the resurrection of Jesus.
Click play and listen to Public Enemy's “He Got Game” off the original soundtrack as you scroll down.
No one can rival Jesus Shuttlesworth's skills…
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… or his passion for the game.
“Basketball is like poetry in motion…”
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He holds it down for Lincoln High School
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Japan Has Formed A Plus-Sized Girl Group And They’re Calling It “Chubbiness”
Part of a larger “trend.” h/t AsianJunkie.com .
Avex, a Japanese entertainment company and fashion magazine have co-signed a new pop idol group called “Chubbiness.”
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11 Comics That Will Ruin Your Childhood
What’s Airbud up to these days? You don’t want to know.
Sonic the joyless ring-hoarder.
By Jeremy Kaye.
Airbud the freebase hound.
By Jeremy Kaye.
No Country For Old Donkey Kongs.
By Zac Gorman.
Luigi: unpaid intern for life.
By Jeremy Kaye.
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Friday, 31 January 2014
10 Times Seth Meyers Cracked Up At His Own Jokes Lead The Daily Links
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Plus the 18 worst Super Bowl fails ever, the 12 highest-rated comedies streaming on Netflix, and 27 spelling errors people keep making on Twitter.
When you're good, you're good, like these 10 times Seth Meyers cracked up at his own jokes. – [mental_floss]
Prepare to queue these films immediately: Here are the 12 highest-rated comedies streaming on Netflix. – [Uproxx]
Proofread, guys! Here are 27 spelling errors that people keep tweeting. – [Thought Catalog]
Now THIS deserves a like: Check out what Facebook engagement announcements would look like if they were totally honest. – [College Humor]
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10 Upsides Of Long-Distance Relationships
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Yes, there are upsides.
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Why You Should Forget The Werewolf Diet
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The latest fad diet follows the phases of the moon. And is a slap in the face to werewolves everywhere.
It's unfair to single out werewolves.
Why are we targeting werewolves for weight loss anyway? Have you ever seen a wolf? They're usually looking pretty svelte and sexy. This diet allegedly allows one to drop up to six pounds in 24 hours. That sounds like a terrible idea for anyone, but it's an especially bad idea for werewolves.
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Tuesday, 28 January 2014
The Letter This State Trooper Wrote After Putting His K-9 Partner To Sleep Will Break Your Heart
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Massachusetts State Trooper Christopher Coscia took to Facebook today to say goodbye to a very good dog.
Dante was a nine-year veteran of the Massachusetts State Police Department's K-9 unit. He was put to sleep Tuesday after being diagnosed with pulmonary hypertension.
One Last Ride
By Trooper Christopher Coscia
It was a cold snowy day, training was cancelled due to the snowstorm, and I was left with the unenviable task of when I should make the decision to put my partner of nearly nine years to sleep.
Dante was a great dog. He was big, beautiful, black and tan shepherd. I often described him as a look-a-like for the dog in the show “Run Joe Run,” for those old enough to remember that program. He had a regal look, with his big head, ears and large stature. He had his own personality. Most dogs are just dogs, but you sometimes run into ones that are somehow as much human as they are dog. A Type A dog was only to be touched by those closest to him, and sometimes not even by them.
Dante was best described as a one-person dog, and as tough as he was for other people to get close to, our relationship never waivered. Every morning when I opened the door to his kennel he would jump up on me, wrap his paws around my waist, get his morning greeting and pat from me, storm up the stairs, and push the door open ready to go to work.
During Dante's career he was able to answer calls in towns as far west as Lee, North Adams, and Shutesbury, and calls as far east as Brighton, and even, for a few of his last successful calls, on the South Shore. Once he was able to track and locate a guy who had just murdered his girlfriend, and another time he located a cash seizure that was several times greater than the previous largest seizure in Commonwealth history. During his career he helped to rid the streets of drugs. He was able to locate and assist in the seizure of more than 1,000 grams of Heroin, more than 8,600 grams of cocaine (one seizure alone of more than 7 lbs. that had been canned mechanically), more than 1,000 lbs. of marijuana, and more than $14,000,000 in cash.
Dante was very intelligent; one day when I was out with him I made the mistake of teaching him to open the cruiser door — a task which took five minutes once I showed him how. From that, Dante figured out that doors open with handles, and all you have to do is grab them with your mouth and pull or turn. He took this new knowledge and taught himself to slide open the door that separated us in the cruiser, his way to always be close to me. While on patrol he would occasionally stick his head through for his occasional ear rub. When you see such a powerful, intelligent dog so helpless at times somehow made the events that follow even harder.
It all started one day while taking Dante out to his kennel. He collapsed on me, falling like a rock with no control of his body. After several tests it was obvious to the vet that Dante had pulmonary hypertension, a disease of unknown cause that prevented him from getting enough oxygen to his lungs and making him collapse. The right side of his heart was enlarged, causing poor blood circulation. As the weeks went on, he started getting seizures because of the same lack of oxygen to his brain. He had one of these seizures in the yard the other day, and after I sat on the ground in the snow with him patting him calmly waiting for it to be over, I came in the house. Upon walking in, to my dismay, I realized my wife and two children had been intently watching us to make sure all was okay. But it wasn't and when I walked in the door, my wife and daughter were crying, knowing what was to be coming, possibly sooner than we were ready. My son was sitting very somberly, thinking if we don't dwell on it things it will get better. My son and daughter were 3 and 1 when I, respectively, when I got Dante. They knew him practically their entire lives.
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Friday, 24 January 2014
Chad Johnson Doesn’t Want Men Sending Him Pictures Of Their Butts Anymore
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Women’s butts are fine with him, however.
Men apparently keep sending pictures of their butts to former NFL receiver Chad Johnson on Instagram and he's not happy about it.
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Instagram recently started allowing users to privately message each other, and Johnson has been allowing his fans to send him photos.
He called some of the photos he received “unacceptable” and shared screenshots on Twitter.
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